Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama to talk about all of the things we did *not* do this week!

Because I am fighting a flu/cold/bug/sickness-thing, I did *not* skip having dinner on Friday night in favor of a vanilla Chick-fil-A milkshake, because it was literally the only thing that sounded appealing. I did *not* whine like a baby when Brian took the first sip and depleted way more of my milkshake supply than was necessary. And, of course, my liquid dinner did *not* cause me to have a horrible stomach ache all night and make me feel even worse than I already did.

I did *not* show up to my first class of the Spring semester today sans pencils, pens, paper, a textbook, and anything else remotely academic. I would *not* walk into the classroom looking like I have absolutely no idea what's going on, because I am a college graduate and understand the conventions of education.

Last night, I did *not* wake up every hour hacking up a lung, sniffling, and blowing my nose into tissues. I did *not* proceed to throw those tissues onto the floor instead of in the trash can where they belong. I did *not* return from my first class today to discover that my dog had eaten said tissues.

My Riley dog would *not* do that. Because she is *not* a moron. Obviously.

I am *not* hooked on watching the Bachelor after never seeing it before this season.

I am *not* looking forward to spending some time in bed this evening (and a good chunk of time before class tomorrow) and trying to kick this nasty bug!

Head over to MckMama's blog to read what she and everyone else have *not* been doing. :)