Nooooo, Not Me!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama to talk about all of the things we did *not* do this week!

I most definitely did *not* go to my hair girl with the brilliant idea that I wanted to add darker layer underneath my blonde hair, knowing that I prefer my hair to be a color that occurs naturally in the world. That would just be idiotic. I did *not* follow through with this plan and end up looking like a zebra (which is definitely *not* an exaggeration)

And I certainly would *not* send a picture of my hair (and a bit of pouting about it) to my friends frantically seeking their advice. I would also *not* post said picture on my blog for the world to see.

I did *not* proceed yo go back the next day and get it fixed.  I most definitely did *not* spend two hours on two separate days at the hair salon and pay good money for my hair to look almost exactly like it did before I went to get it done in the first place. (Although, to be fair, I did need to take care of my roots).

I did *not* go to bed at 9 p.m. last night because of an awful headache and skip on studying for my math test today. No, *not me*. I am way too responsible for that.

This morning, when I was just minding my own business and making myself breakfast before my big test, I most certainly did *not* scream like a little girl when I saw a SNAKE in the kitchen. A real, live, slithering snake. I most certainly did *not* just pick up the phone and start screeching to my mom about said SNAKE instead of attempting to catch it and get it out of the house. I would *not* act like a baby and just watch the snake slither away into the air vent on the floor, never to be seen again.

I did *not* breathe a huge sigh of relief when my dad finally caught the icky snake this evening.

I am *not* having an extremely difficult time figuring out what kind of desserts to make for the Thanksgivings I will be attending this year. I would definitely *not* wait until the last minute to figure this out, either. Obviously, I'm *not* a procrastinator. No, *not me*!

I am definitely *not* counting down the hours to seeing Brian even though he has only been back at school since yesterday and is coming home tomorrow! I would *not* be dramatic about missing him for one day when we spend upwards of a month apart all the time.

I am definitely *not* super excited to be a pig and eat way more food than is necessary at three(!) separate Thanksgiving dinners this week!

Head over to MckMama's blog to read what she and everyone else have *not* been doing. :)